Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Funny Inspiration: Jizzed In My Pants
People always ask me where I get my inspiration from. It comes from a lot of different sources. I was trolling YouTube looking for some motivation more than inspiration and I came across this song. It always makes me laugh. Perhaps a story idea will stem from it. You never know.
The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.
Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.
Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Make New Friends
During the divorce period people find it really difficult to control their emotions and their feelings. People become increasingly frustrated and fell that they will lose their temper and control easily at any given moment. But you should know that there many people just like them who are going through the same grind and who feel the same way. One may want to opt for therapy to better their control over the ever increasing feelings of anger and annoyance. The therapy may also teach you how to become friends with your mate just for the welfare of your children. You may also want to involve in some sweet talk so that you don’t end up losing more funds then necessary. People prefer to get all these in the past as much as possible and not to waste more time and money than necessary.
To still remain friends’ people should follow some civilized mannerisms and behave in a nice way no matter what their differences have been. If you are in a relationship already then just keep the affair in a low profile until the divorce ends because the involvement of a third person will make the other defensive. One should willingly or unwillingly get actively involved in family therapy for the sake of their kids so that they don’t feel left out. The therapy really helps you to cool off as you find some answers. Divorce always gets the worst out of a person. A person should select day and decide with their partners so as to what goes with whom. It will be better than involving the attorneys it that is when it gets nasty. By doing this people can save hurt and not forget time. During the course of the divorce one should always keep their tone low
And mild, not that one should be tamed in fact to show your partner that you are as calm as one can be. One should take care that they do not raise their voice. This may lead to having to end up being in control. But then it is worth it so that the divorce goes about in a civilized manner.
But you should make your partner realize that this not an act of plea or you wanting to get back in. But it is just that you want to spare any of the difficulties for your partner because you still care about them. If both the partners are nice to each other then the divorce will pass through smoothly without leaving any scars of disgust.
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Monday, May 28, 2012
Surviving a Break Up
A lot of people tend to take break up seriously. They allow break up to rule their life. This affects their personal and professional relationship in a negative manner. Health of the individual is also affected badly. This is because he/she is unable to cope up with all the stress and mental tension that surrounds him/her as soon as his/her partner declares a breakup or divorce. However, it is imperative to resist from any temptation that will make you go insane about your break up. If there was life before the broken relationship, there can be life after it too. All you require doing is to make some efforts towards getting out of the deep depression you went in.
It is natural to go through a rough phase after splitting up with your partner. The emotional ups and downs can be very testing for you. However, it is important to take control of your life as soon as you can. In fact, this should be done way before you get suicidal thoughts due to the break up.
There are several things that you can do in this regard. For instance, you can consider talking to your ex about the break up. Know whether it is necessary for both of you. The best thing to do is to try knowing whether or not the break up is unavoidable. Once you know that there is nothing you and your ex can do about saving the relationship, it is finally time to mourn and get over it as soon as possible.
Talk to your friends and family to keep you busy and away from the thoughts and memories of the relationship. Try to sit alone for some part of the day and you will feel relaxed. You will definitely feel relaxed. Reading a lot of books will also help. This will keep you occupied and miles away from the thought of your ex.
Taking professional help is one of the wisest decisions you will be taking after a break up. A lot of people try to sit home feeling sorry for what has happened to them. However, this may affect your mental health negatively. You may get out of the house and meet friends. Spending time with family is also crucial in this regard. Self improvement will also work wonders. You can try indulging in something that enhances your personality and also offers you mental satisfaction.
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I Updated My About Me
So the publisher wanted a new bio. There is nothing worse than trying to write words about yourself that you feel the reader is going to want to know. So, I came up with a new one.
Erin Rose started reading erotic stories at the tender age of 9 by sneaking the books hidden in the corner of her mother’s bookcase which was stored in a closet. Erin put herself through college writing her own dirty stories. Erin was one of the most popular naughty bloggers on the now defunct Yahoo360! and hitting a great popularity on MySpace in the mid 2000s. Here niche of choice was spanking, bondage, D/s, and anything related to pain and pleasure. Some of the stories were nothing but fantasy, others from her own adventure vault.
She later moved to her own website which landed her countless ghostwriting gigs for private clients. To keep her mind running wild she later turned to adult texting lines, phone sex lines, writing blurbs for porn sites and product descriptions for adult toy stories. With the ereader boom Erin decided to take her naughty mind to a whole new level erotic short stories and novels. Her first published piece is based on true stories which discuss the sexual world of escorts. In Escort, Me? she'll show you the comedic side to her words.
Having removed all of her word off the internet for publication, she embarks on a new erotic journey boasting "nobody works for free!"
What do you think?
Erin Rose started reading erotic stories at the tender age of 9 by sneaking the books hidden in the corner of her mother’s bookcase which was stored in a closet. Erin put herself through college writing her own dirty stories. Erin was one of the most popular naughty bloggers on the now defunct Yahoo360! and hitting a great popularity on MySpace in the mid 2000s. Here niche of choice was spanking, bondage, D/s, and anything related to pain and pleasure. Some of the stories were nothing but fantasy, others from her own adventure vault.
She later moved to her own website which landed her countless ghostwriting gigs for private clients. To keep her mind running wild she later turned to adult texting lines, phone sex lines, writing blurbs for porn sites and product descriptions for adult toy stories. With the ereader boom Erin decided to take her naughty mind to a whole new level erotic short stories and novels. Her first published piece is based on true stories which discuss the sexual world of escorts. In Escort, Me? she'll show you the comedic side to her words.
Having removed all of her word off the internet for publication, she embarks on a new erotic journey boasting "nobody works for free!"
What do you think?
Thursday, May 24, 2012
It's Not Nice to Point is Being Published!
Description
"It's nice to point!" you repeat to me. You look at me with a wicked grin. "My trousers are starting to *ahem* point", you say in your deep Irish brogue. Warning: This 2900 word short story contains explicit, smoking hot sex, sex on a desk, and a midnight blow-job. There is explicit language. Two sex scenes in one short story!
Is now available on Smashwords! Barnes & Noble, Amazon and Erotic Escapes soon to follow!
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
So Frustrating
So I released another book today. Yah me! I never realized just how hard all of this was going to be. I don't know why I decided to start my publishing company now when I am in the middle of a brand new job, trying to manage my freelance business AND still working on my graduate degree. I decided to go to summer school so that quite possibly I would be able to graduate next spring. *cross fingers* But trying to manage all of this is taking a toll on my life. I am mentally and physically wiped out. I cross two things off my to-do list only to add five more.
I know I have a lot going on. I have to think about what I want to do most and go from there I guess because I can't continue the way I am going.
I need to launch a marketing and social media campaign for my books and my publishing company. That is extremely important. The sales arent there the way the should be.
My family is not suffering so that is not an issue. I stop to spend time with them.
But I am suffering and my sales/businesses area.
I need to transform myself back into a social media rockstar.
I know I have a lot going on. I have to think about what I want to do most and go from there I guess because I can't continue the way I am going.
I need to launch a marketing and social media campaign for my books and my publishing company. That is extremely important. The sales arent there the way the should be.
My family is not suffering so that is not an issue. I stop to spend time with them.
But I am suffering and my sales/businesses area.
I need to transform myself back into a social media rockstar.
Monday, May 21, 2012
$1.99 Sale for the Month of May
Head over to Amazon, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble for my $1.99 sale!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
I Love My New Cover!
Hooked Up With a Hottie was just released last night on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Erotic Escapes and Smashwords. All the links are provided for you on the right side bar! So far this is my favorite cover. Making covers is a lot of fun. I do think I need to work on my Photoshop skills, but this works for now.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
National Masturbation Month
All you one handed readers.....its a month just for you!
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Inspiration: Licked Me Like a Lollipop
This song always makes me think naughty thoughts. I also think it is going to make a very good inspirational piece for a new story!
If You Build It, They Will Come (or Cum?)
I decided it was time to move off of Blogger. I want to be able to own my site and not worry about advertising that might be too adult for Blogger/Google. I also wanted to be able to customize a little more. It's going to take some time to get this site in order, but here is my first post!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Oh, Really?
Introduction to my new series:
There are many things in this world that are a mystery. One of the biggest mysteries of all is the relationships between men, women, and sex. As far as I am concerned, everyone has wondered about fucking a close friend of theirs or the person that serves them coffee. From quickies with a stranger to long term relationships with a person close to your heart, sex has always been thought to complicate things, at least to some degree. Where does the line cross between work, fun, feelings, and love? That's right, I said work.
For those of you that do not know me, I am Erin Rose. My entire life, I have been very open to the experiences that life has had to offer and in full Erin fashion, I have played out many of my fantasies and other's fantasies in a number of ways.
I was an escort for quite a while and I loved my job. There is nothing in this world greater than giving someone else the pleasure they feel that others cannot or will not provide. Whether it is an extensive role play or simply a little tender loving care, I have made my living on making people feel wanted and loved.
In the past I have focused on the crazy and odd when it comes to making clients happy. My goal in this work is to prove that even escorts have feelings. Sure sex is a very common occurrence and many things and ideas are not taboo to me, but I can have meaningful relationships and sexual encounters. I am a very passionate person and just like many people before me and after me, I have had a number of relationships that simply did not work. Each one of these relationships I gave my heart and soul. Because of my unique situation, it is often easier to meet people online and as such, I have had a few very intense long distance relationships.
I do not like doing things half-assed. On the same note, when it comes to my clients, I know that we each have our own reasons for the things we do. I go into every situation in full character so that it is the best experience for everyone involved. Escorts are not only people who have sex; we are actors, friends, lovers, and above all, a safe haven for the people we are with.
There are many things in this world that are a mystery. One of the biggest mysteries of all is the relationships between men, women, and sex. As far as I am concerned, everyone has wondered about fucking a close friend of theirs or the person that serves them coffee. From quickies with a stranger to long term relationships with a person close to your heart, sex has always been thought to complicate things, at least to some degree. Where does the line cross between work, fun, feelings, and love? That's right, I said work.
For those of you that do not know me, I am Erin Rose. My entire life, I have been very open to the experiences that life has had to offer and in full Erin fashion, I have played out many of my fantasies and other's fantasies in a number of ways.
I was an escort for quite a while and I loved my job. There is nothing in this world greater than giving someone else the pleasure they feel that others cannot or will not provide. Whether it is an extensive role play or simply a little tender loving care, I have made my living on making people feel wanted and loved.
In the past I have focused on the crazy and odd when it comes to making clients happy. My goal in this work is to prove that even escorts have feelings. Sure sex is a very common occurrence and many things and ideas are not taboo to me, but I can have meaningful relationships and sexual encounters. I am a very passionate person and just like many people before me and after me, I have had a number of relationships that simply did not work. Each one of these relationships I gave my heart and soul. Because of my unique situation, it is often easier to meet people online and as such, I have had a few very intense long distance relationships.
I do not like doing things half-assed. On the same note, when it comes to my clients, I know that we each have our own reasons for the things we do. I go into every situation in full character so that it is the best experience for everyone involved. Escorts are not only people who have sex; we are actors, friends, lovers, and above all, a safe haven for the people we are with.
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